Sounding the horn continually enables the car to pass through small gaps

Alcohol taken before driving enables the car to pass through even smaller gaps

Vehicles with engines of less tha 3 litres are a danger on the road and should not be driven

Avoid any use of the brake pedal except at the end of the journey, otherwise they just slow you down

The correct position for the right foot is hard down on the floor -known as leadfooting

Never look in the rear view mirror - you are only interested in where you are going, not where you have just been