Second Hand Rose


The sweet little lady
who lives across the way
goes online shopping
nearly every day.
She portions out her fortune
to the sellers on ebay
and that's why all the gentlemen say

Second hand booze
Second hand car
(she even bought a used cigar)
Women say she's clever, the fellas think it's hot
that Rose installed a second hand pot.

She comes home from the drive-in
in Roy Rogers' car
pours a glass of whiskey
found in antarctica
lights up the cigar and while she's smoking that
she takes a seat where Salinger shat


The whole town's charmed by the things she's bought
and now she has a second hand pot