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Thread #67791   Message #2974248
Posted By: GUEST,jijisan
27-Aug-10 - 05:38 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req/Add: Horse called Napoleon
Subject: RE: Req/ADD: Horse called Napoleon
I had a horse and I called him Napoleon
All on account of his bony parts.
He was the fastest in the county
Folks would laugh to see him start

I drove him around on an old milk wagon
If I wanted him to stop I'd holler MILK.
He was bred in old Kentucky
Hair as fine as any silk.

I went to town the other ev'nin
Seen a feller with a hoss so fine
He says, "Ya goldern Rube
I'll give ya a race right down the line.

Off we started helter skelter
Me with a smile all over my face.
Sure as I'm a sinner we was comin' in a winner
when the cuss yelled MILK and we lost that race.