Mudcat Café message #2974754

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Thread #131753 Message #2974754
Posted By: GUEST,shantyjohn
28-Aug-10 - 04:32 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: For forty years I've been buggered
Subject: Lyr Req: For forty years I've been buggered

I heard this as a monologue several years ago, can't now remember more than the first line, although varicose veins are mentioned.

Can anyone help with the words please?