Yay! Let's hear it for this week's Challengees!

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Yes, aren't they excellent! And now here's the moment you've all been waiting for, the presentation of the Golden Cow Chip Awards!

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First, the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon (given for being able to make the Judges fall on the floor laughing OR make them short out their keyboard with tears) is awarded to:

   Young Buchan for "O Jenny's a' weet, poor body"
   Georgiansilver for "Whether it cost you a million"
   Genie for "Milion-Dollar Potty"
   Matthew Edwards for "all that David Copperfield kind of crap"

Next the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest (awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song) is awarded to:

   Matthew Edwards for "Writer's Block; for JD with love and squalor"
   
Next the Golden Cow Chip Award with Mt. Rainier Medallion (awarded to the parody that most closely and hilariously follows the pattern of its original) is awarded to:

   Georgiansilver for "Imagine there's no toilet"   

Next the Golden Cow Chip Award with Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon (awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Judges and onto their monitor screen) is awarded to:

   Genie for her continuation of Georgiansilver's "Imagine there's no toilet"
   GUEST Jane for "While he tarried with adverbs and vowels"
      
Now, the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song) is awarded to:

   McGrath of Harlow for "That loo will not do"
   
Turning now to the Golden Cow Chip Award with Two-Fer-One Coupon (awarded to those Challengees who use two or more Challenge! topics in one song), this is awarded to:

   Melissa for "Second Hand Rose"

Woohoo! Let's hear it one more time for our great Challengees!

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