In Old Venezuela, the men are about
to get quite hot under their collars.
The reason I'll tell is a simple one
and involves the small cost of six dollars.
Some politician called Gustav Rojas,
Came up with a clever idea.
To raise loads of money for campaign funds,
(Probably after a beer)          (... or two)
He's selling off tickets, a raffle we hear,
Six dollars would present no tests.
The winner ( a woman naturally)
Will end up with much bigger breasts.