Conrad, ol' buddy...

Yer 40 years too late... Folks here been playing 40, 50 years and while most of us would gladly take a short trip back to the 60s on your magic carpet and play fir free - okay, maybe not exactly free but maybe with a couple bowls and a cutie in the tent - we ain't gonna take you up on it until you can guarentee safe passage back to 2010 and a picture of what you consider a 60s cutie...

Until then, pee in the cup, son... Somethin' is seriously ascew in yer thinkerator...

B~