A Silver BLOB to Arthur_itis for the naughty:

farting like a vicar in the pew

(what's the vicar doing in the pew?)

and the for the Golden Cow Chip, I think I shall create a new one, the

Golden Cow Chip with Red Tide Coruscation
   (the Red Tide Coruscation is awarded to the song that (intentionally) best produces the gag reflex in the judges' throat.)

Which is awarded to Arthur_itis for "The fog on the bog is all mine".