One day I was hauling groceries down the hill and into the house. As I approached the front door with my arms FULL, my pants fell down around my ankles.....doing steps with fallen pants isn't so easy either!
Another time I had attended a Christmas party and when I left, I found that it had been snowing quite hard and the roads were terrible. Instead of driving the 30+ miles home, I stopped at my mom's house for the night. I had a change of clothes there, including pajamas for just such an occassion. I changed out of my party clothes and into my jammies and the pants would NOT stay up for anything. I had to bunch the fabric up at the waist into a big ball and put a rubberband around it!
Another time I went to a church service in a skirt and for whatever reason, it was a service where we stayed a while, then left for a walk and then were headed back (I forget what holiday it was). Anyway, it was COLD outside and my undies kept trying to slide down. I kept reaching for them and hiking them back up. Finally they fell to my knees and I had had enough. I ditched them in hotel bathroom and walked back to church. Nobody had a clue. I can tell you this though...it was FREEZING outside in a skirt and being in church without your panties just feels WRONG. LOL