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Thread #59418   Message #2977064
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
31-Aug-10 - 06:55 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hi Mom.

You know what I hate? When you accidentally leave your penis at home. It's worse than forgetting your cell phone. Say you're at Home Depot looking for a box of decking screws and you get an urge to pee that can't be ignored (and everyone always has to pee at Home Depot), so you walk a half-mile to the restroom and discover you left your penis at home! Whatta ya gonna do? Ask one of the store clerks if you can borrow his? Go buy a length of hot water flex tubing and see if it'll work? Call your wife and see if she'll bring it to you? Like maybe she'll agree to do it if you buy her lunch or something.

That's why I always keep a spare penis in the glove compartment of my truck. You never know when you might leave yours somewhere, or when the damned thing might just fall off, for that matter. Better to be safe than sorry.