The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2977182
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
31-Aug-10 - 10:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Where've I been? Let's see... Since mid-June I've been to parts of Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Indiana...

Oh, you mean why haven't I been frequenting this bit of cyberspace? Well, I just sorta got burned out on cyberspace in general. Then my old PC went to Crash City courtesy of a power outage and I didn't feel like going through the trouble of reinstalling everything so I threw the sumbitch away. Meanwhile, my stepdaughter had this Mac G3 collecting dust since she got a G4, so she got a friend to clean it up and tweak it and gave it to us for $100. Now, I'm happily in Macland so I'm celebrating by posting BS.

By the way, I've never actually discovered I left my penis at home when I needed to take a pee at Home Depot. It was the other way around. I got home from Home Depot and discovered I'd left it in their restroom. Fortunately, it was still there when I went back. I wasn't looking forward to asking the nice lady at the Customer Service desk if anyone had turned in a lost penis.