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Thread #131851 Message #2978217
Posted By: Doug Chadwick
02-Sep-10 - 02:48 AM
Thread Name: Corny Music Hall Jokes
Subject: RE: Corny Music Hall Jokes
Oops! Took to long to post that last one.
I met a man with one leg called Smith. You met a man with one leg called Smith? What was his other leg called?
What goes 99 clomp, 99 clomp? A centipede with a wooden leg!
What's the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law!
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck!