I asked the lady cabin crew on my plane.. "Do these planes crash often"? She replied "No... only once"!!!!
She said "Where would you like to sit?" I said "On the black box"
I got worried when the control tower asked the pilot "Paddy Paddy, can you give us your height and position"?   and he replied... "Yes sir, I am 5"6' and at the front of the airplane"!!!
Anyway we landed OK somewhere near Dublin Airport.