My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?
Worse than the joke.

2 caterpillars on a leaf and a butterfly comes flying past.
1 turns to 'tother and says "You'll never get me up in one of them things"

2 caterpillars on a leaf and a butterfly comes flying past.
1 turns to 'tother and says "Aye, Aye, here comes the stork again".

"Waiter waiter there's a fly in my ice cream".
"Yes I know, they are going in for winter sports this year."

She was only a telegraphist's daughter but my how she didit ditdit.