The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #131851   Message #2979476
Posted By: clueless don
03-Sep-10 - 04:09 PM
Thread Name: Corny Music Hall Jokes
Subject: RE: Corny Music Hall Jokes
I locked my baby in the trunk of the car, and now she's wallowing in de'spare.

Who built the shore so close to the ocean?

Let's go down by the rocks, baby! Maybe we'll get a little boulder.

A lady decided to take a milk bath. She phoned up the dairy and asked for a delivery of their best milk. "Pasteurized?" "No, up to my neck will be fine."