Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace.
They will tell you anything to get to second—

Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score.
If you let him go all the way, then you are a—

Horticulture studies flowers. Geologist studies rocks.
The only thing a guy wants from you is place to put his—

Cockroaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs.
Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of—

Jugglers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck.
All guys really want to do is... forget it, no such luck.