Mousethief, well, your wife is ok. I mean, the facial hair is a little thick, and she towers over you wearing men's clothes, but I'd say she's an awfully 'handsome' woman.

And you, next to her... Aren't you a pretty little fella, with those earrings and... a dress? In fact, you look EXACTLY like a woman... (no offense)

Uhhhh... Oh, wait a minute...