(patting knees & clapping hands alternately to the beat)

Once upon a time in a nursery rhyme there were threeeee bears.
They went a walkin' in the little woods a talkin'
and along came a little girl, long flowing golden hair,
her name was Goldilocks.
Up upon the door she knocked, but no one was there,
she didn't care,
she walked right in and had herself a bowl.
Along came home the threeeee bears.
(in a low voice) Who's been eating my porrrrridge, said the papa bear, said the papa bear.
(in a high mama voice) Who's been eating my porrrridge, said the mama bear, said the mama bear.
(in a baby voice) Hey mama b-bear said the little wee bear, somebody's broken my chair, (hands up)AAH!
So Goldilocks woke up, and broke up the party, (now take hitch-hike thumb and point it back over your shoulder once for each time you say the following) and beat it out of there, and beat it out of there.
(waving) Bye Bye Bye (in a low voice) said the papa bear, said the papa bear.
(waving) Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye (in a high mama voice) said the mama bear, said the mama bear.
(in a baby voice) Hey mama b-bear said the little wee bear, somebody's broken my chair, (hands up)AAH!