Following BigDaddy's lead on the "what do you do" thread, let's explore some other annoying personal questions. Granted, some people really want to know the answers and are just trying to make chitchat. However, others are trying to be a pain in the youknowwhat.

Here's the one I really hate: Are those contact lenses or are your eyes really that green?

Okay. I have green eyes. And I wear green contact lenses. Depending on the light it can be rather striking. But why on EARTH would a Complete Stranger feel the need to ask me if my body parts are real or not? Would any of you (besides Spaw) go up to someone and say, are those real, or is it Wonderbra?

Someone actually asked me once, Are those your real eyeballs? And of course I said, Yes. :)

I mean, Really...