Richard;
1/I'm sorry I failed to understand your definition of chav -obviously I must be one.
2/I'm sorry you should think I'm ignorant
3/I'm sorry you can't spell my name right either
4/I'm sorry you think Faversham is such a dreadful place
5/I'm sorry you failed to spot irony or humour
Life must seem very bleak for you.
I wish you luck in your efforts to improve the folk profile here.

Chris