YOUR CLOBBERED HEART
As sung by Homer & Jethro.
Tune: YOUR CHEATIN' HEART by Hank Williams

1. Your cheatin' lungs will collapse on you.
So will your heart, an' your gizzard, too.
You'll walk the floor like Ernest Tubb
Till you are wore down to a nub.

CHORUS 1: When tears come down like fallin' rain,
They'll splatter on your varicose veins.
But sleep won't come; you'll toss an' roll
Till your eyes look like two gopher holes.

2. Your feet an' heart are cold as ice.
You never treat me very nice.
Someday you'll melt; just wait an' see.
Then you'll have water on the knee.

CHORUS 2: You'll sneeze till you are tied in knots.
You'll have to take distemper shots.
Your head is like a tobacker sack,
So round, so firm, so fully cracked.