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SANTA BABY
As sung by Homer & Jethro.

1. Santy, baby, I need a milkin' pail for my cow,
And how!
Used my shoes up till now,
Santy, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

2. Santy, baby, the pig-house sorta needs a new roof,
Smell-proof,
So make sure you don't goof,
Santy, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

BRIDGE 1: My poor hen needs a bed.
She stays up all night an', gee, I bet she's dead.
Maybe she might lay more eggs
If she could sorta rest her legs.

3. Santy, baby, my goat needs lots o' feed, heaven knows,
Just so's
He'll stop eatin' my clothes,
Santy, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

4. Santy, baby, I need a brand-new guitar pick.
I vow,
I used my toenail up till now,
Santy, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

5. Santy, baby, I need a brand-new huntin' jacket,
So there!
You know I can't go a-huntin' bare,
Santy, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

BRIDGE 2: Don't bring me no little shoat,
And don't bring me no billy goat.
The neighbors shore would throw a fit
As soon as they got wind of it.

6. Santy, baby, I been a good boy all year long.
Don't scold.
I brought home ever'thing that I stoled,
Santy, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.