1. Maybe 40% high, 60% low -- that's numbers of words, though, not numbers of posts ... I post much more down here, but song lyrics are generally loads wordier than snide quips and recipes.

2. Alpacas look even more ridiculous when they've been sheared than they do the rest of the time. (One of my neighbors raises them -- not I!)

3. A very short time, at least in geological terms.