12-15 years ago, I knew as much as 'many' posters up there^ and often answered questions. Now there are so many experts, that except for 'tech' questions about how to do something with a program, I am usually too late.

What I really know about farm animals doesn't go much beyond what I learned from "Old McDonald's Farm"


.....but I DO know that my father asked the question many years before Tom Robbins, "If a hen and half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half then how long would it take a cross-eyed grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?"...and everyone knows that grasshoppers, in general, have more chance of kicking seeds from a dill pickle, whereas a monkey would mostly just make a mess of the pickle!