Gee, Tyke, if you don't have a boat and don't know how to navigate, maybe you should head for Valparaiso, Indiana instead. Click on the pictures, and you will see that they have a giant black spider on its web (for Halloween) and a Santa who seems to be doing the boogie. Does Valparaiso, Chile have that? No.

Plus the art museum has at least one Frederic E. Church painting.
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I know what you mean about annoying people. Little do they know that altos rule.

For many years I was a member of a big choir. One day the leader told me that if a woman auditions and she isn't skilled, you make her a soprano. Altos have to have musical smarts. The maxim 'Altos rule' had been in circulation by the time, but our leader's explanation showed me why.