By the way, Conrad, all things considered, it's curious that no musician has ever bought you a bier.

A bier is something they lay you on when you are dead.

A beer (note--it's spelled with two "E"s, not an "I" and an "E") is something one drinks.

By the way:
You say you have a college degree in Anthropology. Tell me, how did you manage to get through college without being able to spell and without ever using punctuation?

Just wondering.

Don Firth