1. I post mainly below the line because I'm too ignorant to be able to participate in the music threads but, hey, anyone can have an opinion about BS, right?
2. I know nothing about farm animals except what I learned from singing "Old MacDonald Had a Farm". Wild animals, now, we've got lots of those around this neck of the woods. I know if it ain't still steaming, the bear ain't close enough to be a problem, unless it's a Grizzly. There's a way to tell black bear poop from Grizzly poop. Black bear poop has lots of berries and leaves in it, Grizzly poop has bells in it and smells like pepper.
3. About that monkey with the wooden leg trying to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle, we need more information. What time of day will the seed removal be attempted? What kind of wood is the leg made from? Is the monkey good at balancing on the peg leg? When he starts kicking pepper seeds he won't have a leg to stand on.