A LONG STRONG BLACK PUDDING
(Gregorian Chant)

A stands for A,
A.
L stands for Long,
A Long,
S stands for Strong,
Long Strong,
A Long Strong*
B stands for Black,
Strong Black,
Long Strong Black,
A Long Strong Black,
P stands for Pudding,
Black Pudding,
Strong Black Pudding,
Long Strong Black Pudding,
A Long Strong Black Pudding

U stands for Up, etc
H stands for Ily, etc
S stands for Sister's, etc
C stands for Cats, etc
A stands for Arsehole, etc
T stands for Twice, etc
N stands for Nightly, etc
S stands for Sideways, etc

AMEN.

This is from the _Mess Hall Songs of the RAAF (Royal Australian Air Force)_ originally issued in 1945 (reprint ca 1961, pg 21).