OK. The genie is out of the bottle (!)
Conrad is a Piss Head.
With no interest (and I expect no talent) When it comes to the performing arts.
His only mission in life seems to me to be to drink as much bier (sic) as possible for the least money.
Doesn't sound like any folkie I know in the UK.
I feel sorry for my American friends.
Not only have you got a bonkers Vicar, who for some strange reason wants to burn copies of Kerrrang magazine. (It's a UK Heavy Metal music publication)
You've also got a free loading drunk who expects people to play something for him while he's dinking. And you've got Sarah Palin too!....I suffer for you all, my friends.
You deserve better.