"Lallah Rook" was a naughty book
By Tommy Moore, who has written four.
Each warmer than the former
So the most recent is the least decent.

As I was lying on the green,
A small English book I seen.
Carlyle's Essay on Burns was the edition,
So I left it lie in the same position.

Edgar A. Guest
Was never at his best.

"I'd rather flunk my Wasserman test
Than write a poem like Edgar Guest"