John on the SC, there's something for everyone. People can go to Jon Stewarts "Rally to Restore Sanity" or Stephen Colbert's "Keep Fear Alive" rally. Maybe there will be a barbecue culminating in a huge food fight.
The Daily Show's" Jon Stewart announced on his show Thursday his Rally to Restore Sanity -- "a rally for the people who've been too busy to go to rallies, who actually have lives and families and jobs (or are looking for jobs) -- not so much the Silent Majority as the Busy Majority." The rally will be held "to beg America to stop shouting, throwing and drawing Hitler mustaches on people other than Hitler (or Charlie Chaplin)."
Immediately thereafter, "The Colbert Report's," um, Colbert, announced his Keep Fear Alive rally, with instructions to "pack an overnight bag with five extra sets of underwear -- you're going to need them. Because, to Restore Truthiness we must always... Shh!!! What's that sound?! I think there's someone behind you! Run!"