Bill Sykes and his dog, I love it!! thank you, Peter T ;) I'm still stuck on the bit about how that crafty devil Nader tried to hide his connection to this $100,000 house, by "rhapsodizing" to the Washington Post society columnist about it "the way some men talk about sex".

y'know, I think I was a bit hasty earlier -- we really could use some big shoes and a seltzer bottle right about now...