One or two loose bits --

"Her eyes, they shone like the rhinestones,
And she was no friend of the pope,
And her hair hung out of her armpits
Tied up with a great hunk of rope."

"I'm in the mood [or nude!] for love,
Simply because you're near me,
Funny butt...!"

"Nobody loves you when you're old and gay..."

"It's Howdy Doody time,
It isn't worth a dime,
So change to Channel 9
And look at Frankenstein."

"I love to go a-wandering
Across the mountain track,
And since I'm over ninety-three,
I can't find my way back."

"Ist das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?
Nein."