aunty mary had a canary
she also had a duck
took 'em behind the kitchen door
and tought em how to.....
fry a fish for breakfast
boil an egg for tea
but the more you eat
the more you drink
the more you want to....
peter had a boat
the boat began to rock
up jumped a crocodile
and bit him on the...
cocktails and gingerale
forty cents a glass
if you dont like it
shove it up your..
ask no questions
i'll tell no lies
but i saw a policeman
pulling down his...
flys are bad
mosquitos are worse
they keep buzzing in my ear
'YOU MUST REPEAT THIS VERSE'