You're too clever for us, Firecat. I think you should apply for a position on staff at the NYCFTTS.

Joke:

There were these 3 really macho mice drinking together at a bar.

One of them downs his beer, slams his mug down on the bar, and says "I'm so tough that when I find some cheese in a mousetrap I just grab the cheese with one hand and catch the trap in my other hand as it comes down! Then I pump the trap 20 or 30 times with my left arm while I eat the cheese. Then I bust the f*cking thing over my knee!"

The second mouse downs his beer and slams the empty mug on the bar. "That's nothing," he snarls. "You know that white rat poison that's all over in people's houses? I put a cupful of it in my gargling water every morning after brushing my teeth, gargle it, and then swallow it in one gulp! Doesn't have any effect on me whatsoever."

The third mouse looks at them with contempt, downs his beer, slams down his mug and starts to walk out of the place.

"Hey!" yells the first mouse, "Where do you think you're going?"

"I'm going home to f*ck the cat!" says the third mouse.