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Thread #59418 Message #2989811
Posted By: Amos
19-Sep-10 - 02:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
"EFFERSON CITY, MO (The Borowitz Report) Ð A rabid Doberman Pinscher jumped on stage at a Tea Party rally in Missouri on Labor Day and barked at the crowd for nearly twenty minutes before people realized he was not a candidate.
The dog, later identified by its owner as ÒMister Buster,Ó held the crowd spellbound as he barked, growled, and frothed at the mouth, eventually receiving a standing ovation for his exertions.
Gwendolene Thomason, 42, a Tea Party supporter from Jefferson City, was one of the hundreds on hand who were convinced that the Doberman was a Tea Party candidate until he was outed as a dog.
ÒI liked what he had to say,Ó she said. ÓHe reminded me of Glenn Beck, only furrier.Ó
The DobermanÕs canine identity finally became clear when he lunged at a man in the front row and wrested a hamburger from his right hand, taking two of the manÕs fingers with it.
While the discovery that Mister Buster was not a Tea Party candidate disappointed many in attendance, Ms. Thomason held out hope that, dog or no, he might consider running for office at some point.
ÒI liked the way he bit off that guyÕs hand, and the way he did his business in the middle of the stage,Ó she said. ÓWe need more of that in Washington.Ó"