Oh so funny! I just heard this in a movie we watched last week, which made me remember and wonder where this came from.

Here's how MY Mom sang it:

After the ball was over Katie took out her glass eye,
Put her peg leg in the corner,
Corked up her bottle of dye,

I don't remember the rest - I'll have to check in with my siblings!

Thanks for all these postings and variations - they made me laugh!

Marcie