It was played on Capital Radio each morning by Mike Smith, dedicated to those poor long-suffering commuters. "Ain't it a shame there's never a train from Barnehurst to Blackfriars, we guarantee that you'll never see the train that runs at 8.14. There's a hell of a lack of train on the track, these things are sent to try us...." and I think it ends,"And the wheels went round" Original was by Fiddlers Dram but I can't who did this parody?
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