The Central Blood Bank were here today
Asking for us to donate our blood their way
The man on the laptop who's name was Frank
Did a PowerPoint presentation about the Bank

Then up popped this picture a bit pornographic
Everybody screamed and started to panic
There was this man, I think it was Frank
With Sister Mary giving him a wank

Enough, enough, cried the headteacher in shock
I think weve seen enough of Frank and his cock


can't think of anymore