Now THAT was a hilarious post!!!....

Grishka: "if you really need the high notes"???.....

YeaH!..Who in the hell 'really needs those high notes, anyway?!?


Grishka: "The guitar nipple syndrome can be avoided by using a cutaway guitar. If you are right-handed, buy a cutaway guitar for left-handers. If you're picky, ask the luthier of your choice to blend a left- and a right-handed instrument."

Or wear a really strong, tight bra...or better yet, let you breast bounce to the floor, and stand on it, to keep it from flopping around. I hate it when they flop around and get stuck in the sound hole, then 'POP' when you uncork it!! What's even worse, is when they flutter across the strings, messing up those really low notes. With a little practice, you can whip you body around, just a little, not too much, or you can send it flying across the stage and knock the bass player unconscious!

I hate when that happens!

Jeez!..I could go on!!!

GfS