It's true that Adrien, Norman, and Mary eventually had to eat the other nine to survive, but they didn't let a little thing like that get them down....
      (forgive me, Adrien)

"You're not supposed to let down Heinz cream of tomato soup with the same amount of milk and water"

I hadn't remembered, in decades, that my parents would let my sister and I buy a can of Hormel chili once in a while, but we had to dilute it with about the same amount of water and share it.