The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #132273 Message #2992282
Posted By: Nigel Parsons
23-Sep-10 - 11:29 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! 2.0 - Fit 7
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 - Fit 7
TTTO: Don't jump off the roof dad.
Don't buy from the Law mate.
They can't supply what you need.
They won't sell marijuana,
'Poppers', E, 'downers' or weed.
Guns, truncheons (night sticks) and mace, mate,
Are just about all that they've got
Just come outside the back door mate
Where we've got some quality pot.
Don't shop with your dad mate.
Parents think drugs should be drunk.
And don't transact with that copper,
Your pal there might faint in a funk.
If you must score a wrap mate,
Get rid of your dad, do a bunk
I'll be in the second floor gents, mate.
Where I've got some quality skunk.
Don't place your order by phone, mate.
Your texting skills are just crap.
Get the 'fuzz' on the old 'dog 'n' bone' mate.
You might find them setting a trap.
They could get you inside, mate.
For possessing just one small wrap
Or, if your dad gets you off, mate.
You might get away with a slap.