Well, hell, f-troupe... I reckon you'd be on to somethin' 'cept I'm an ***old*** hippy and that means that the "long legged beautiful naked hippy chicks" is way in my past... And, truth be known, that's a good thing... Them girls got ol' hillbilly in lotta trouble back then... They mighta looked like hippy chicks but few of 'um had some serious alterior motives, if ya' get my drift...

Now, I'll have to admit that the P-Vine is a "looker" but not that kind... I mean, she don't go out nakked... Bugs bite... Me??? Yeah, occasionally... Shot a dumb deer one mornin' stark nakked... This was before we put up deer fence around all our gardens and it about 6:00 in the mornin' an' I wake up to the P-Vine shakin' me and yellin' "Wake up" and the ol' gal has my rifle in her hands... Mean, I'm thinkin', "If she wanted to kill me then why wake me up to do it", right???

So she says there is a deer down below about 300 feet and it's eating some stuff she had just planted - she likes her flowers - and so she ***orders*** me to get out of bed (nakked) and go out an' shoot the sumabich... And so I stumbled outta the bedroom door onto the deck, took aim, fired, dead deer and then it was time...

...to get back in bed an' get another hours of still nakked sleep...

B~