Alice, you'll have to get with my Mister. His ideal home is all stainless steel, with floors that slope down to a drain/garbage disposal in the center of the floor. Simple hosing is all that is necessary. And I'd have compost for the garden. I think he's put a little too much thought into this....

Allan, our motto here is "You won't catch any diseases, but remember Martha doesn't live here."

kat, you were worried about MY ceiling inspections??? Nawtee gal!!

~Elle (riding flank on a herd of dust buffalo)