Okay a quick round of BLOBs here, then on to the Cow Chips.

• A sniggery BLOB to McGrath of Harlow for the slightly naughty:
  "When I said let's come together" - that is not what I mean!
• A scientific BLOB to Nigel Parsons for the observant:
  I felt myself ... start turning.
• And finally a red-faced BLOB to Arthur_itis for the embarrassing:
  There was this man, I think it was Frank
  With Sister Mary giving him a wank

See you in a few!