Ebbie, give me your address and he is yours! (Just kidding)

Mika should have been named 'hemorrhoid'. The Japanese word for hemorrhoid is Jee so it would have worked.

Yesterday while I was on the computer he crossed the keyboard and crawled in under the scanner. Then he attacked my hand every time I moved the mouse. After that he climbed up onto the scanner and jumped to the top of the shelves next to my chair.

The shelves are a snap together wire rack with the wires making open 3.5 CM squares. There's really nothing to stand on up there but that didn't stop him from trying. Next thing I know he was lying down with significant portions of him pressing down through the squares.

Then he began playing with my pet rock. The rock was a gift from my daughter who found it, painted it, and gave it to me when she was five. Mika was working on knocking it to the floor. Sigh.