Ha! ;-) If I could meet those alien guys, I think there is a very good chance that I would volunteer as an exchange student to share cultural values and go and live with them instead for at least awhile. I have a feeling there'd be a lot of useful stuff to learn from them. Would I tell the Earthly authorities here about it? No! I have no desire to place myself in the hands of people so untrustworthy and authoritarian as we have in charge here on this planet.