This giant bear attacked my dog, without a thought I shouted out,
And backed away towards my kitchen door.
That bear it took a swipe at me, I grabbed a 12 inch zuccini,
That bear it sure aint comin' back for more.

I've got the bare necessity, that bare necessity,
Forget about your troubles and your strife.
My super 12 inch zucchini, is my bare necessity,
It saved me and my lovely Collies life!

I was pretty scared you know, when that big bear came at me,
I grabbed out at the first thing I could touch.
Through the air zucchini sped, hit that big bear on the head,
He was not expecting that, not much!!!!

I've got the bare necessity, that bare necessity,
Forget about your troubles and your strife.
My super 12 inch zucchini, is my bare necessity,
It saved me and my lovely Collies life!