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Thread #132251   Message #2994008
Posted By: Lizzie Cornish 1
26-Sep-10 - 12:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: Stephen Fry on The Catholic Church
Subject: RE: BS: Stephen Fry on The Catholic Church
"So, by the same token I'd say ANAL SEX is no more STRANGE or UNNATURAL than any other sort of sex. SEX is primarily about PLEASURE; actual PROCREATION is, at best a RANDOM BY-PRODUCT of a procedure which is, nevertheless, the reason why we're on this planet in the first place. And for all you BIBLE FREAKS out there who feel ANAL SEX in ANY CONTEXT is AN ABOMINATION AGAINST THE LORD, or NATURE, then check out SONG OF SONGS, Chapter 5 Verse 4, King James, in which such an act is desbribed with delicious consequence. How SCAT is that? UNNATURAL? Damn right it's UNNATURAL - everything we are is UNNATURAL and for that fact alone let us be truly thankful."


Hmmmmm...well, you speak for yourself, Sunshine. (stone the crows, smiley!)

I'm not strange and I'm most certainly *not* unnatural...whatever that may be.

Speaking as a woman, I find the idea of anal sex very peculiar, but heck, I'm an old-fashioned-old-gal and I don't believe in letting those with er..slightly (imo) bonkers dispositions tell me that SEX has replaced LOVE or that I should be Made Love to as if I were er....er...um...er...someone from a dodgy movie who spends their Christmas Holipops in an Anne Summers shop.

"I'm sorry, dear, you want to do WHAT?....I really think you should go and get yourself a nice cup of tea and calm down, dear."

;0)

But heyho, we're all different, thank heavens...and we all have different outlooks, likes and dislikes.

Anyone is, of course, free to do whatever they want behind their closed doors. But, bottom line, if you'll excuse the pun, is that the most important thing in life is to feel loved. But, please don't tell me about the private affairs stuff because it's private, between the 2 people concerned, or the 16, or the pig and the camel and the woman down the road.

But folks who want to behave thus in a public manner will get the short end of my fuse...not my arse, or any where near it...Just like that bloke did from the Labour Party when I rang up years back to complain about New Labour relaxing the law on funny folks who want to have 'sex' in public toilets...??????? It went something like this:

"Oh, you don't like gay people then, madam?" he snarled at me sarcastically.

"No, I merely don't approve in any way, **whatsoever** of folks of any gender, age, size, height, race, religion, or planet, having sex in a public toilet, because quite frankly it's horrible and it's creepy, but more than that it's just plain WRONG, in my opinion. And also, I'm the mother of young children and I should be able to feel that they are safe from weird people, doing weird things should they need to use a public toilet at some time. Thank you very much."

That shut him up, I can tell ye.. ;0)

I mean WHAT the **** has happened to us as a species???????

Anyway, we seen to have digressed a little from the original theme, but really, Sunshine, you are only speaking for yourself there, not for me.

Bring back Love and Making Love, say I.
Aye!


Yours dearly
Lizzie Love (with no lace attached)
(as opposed to Lizzie Sex Kitten)

Thank ooo
:0)


And I still like Mother Theresa, by the way. Maybe she stopped believing in God because when she gave the money to The Vatican they merely put it in their Banco de Catholico and watched it earn even *more* money so they could buy La Pople In Waiting decades worth of handmade scarlet slippers?    Meanwhile, poor Mother T simply had to get on with things, ad infinitum...And maybe she was hoping to save the souls of all the old sods she had to meet? Maybe she was trying, in her own way to convince herself that *no-one* could be *that* evil in their hearts..?   

It's very easy to write the most appalling things about someone when they're dead and gone, no longer here to answer the accusations from their perspective...There are always two sides to everything you know......

Why, it was only the other day that I read that the Beefeater in the Tower of London Female Bullying Fiasco, the one who lost his house and job because of accusations made against him by the first lady beefeater, has been given a huge apology and around £50,000 in compensation for the loss of his job and home.

Beefeater story in The Independant

So, who knows what the truth really is with Mother Theresa...
She was most certainly loved by a great many people and seemed very far from the evil dragon she's almost portrayed as in that article you posted.

And now, back to Stephen Fry and La Pople di Scarletto :0)