AIDS was, ah, no, may have been developed at a lab in Massachusetts as a biological weapon. I have no proof. It's an urban myth. It never happened. Apparently, people so ugly that they couldn't get laid screwed monkeys and told their good looking friends that screwing monkeys was fucking great and they went apeshit and... yeah, right.

Conspiracy theory? Well, I haven't the time or the inclination to ferret any of it out. All I offer is... "How many monkey fuckers does it take to infect MILLIONS of people worldwide?"

BTW... many years ago, a buddy of mine asked me... "If a skeeter bit me and I had AIDS (this was reported as possible in the news here back then) and then it bit you, what would happen?" I replied, "First, I would kill the skeeter and then you."